- Populate every important creative post with humorless ideologues who can’t tell stories and have nothing but contempt for the core audience.
- Make every story about race, gender and sexuality. All heroes will be female or POC and will have no flaws or character arcs. All villains will be white males.
- Dismiss all criticism as the ravings of bigoted, butthurt fanboy trolls who can’t handle #DIVERSITY.
- Sit back and watch the audience disappear while you lap up the plaudits from everyone who has the exact same opinions you do.
- Repeat steps 1 through 4 until said property is universally loathed by everyone.